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tumblr is like a nightclub

and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here

but then he looks at robert pattinson

and just gives him this knowing nod like

except you

you can stay

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renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

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suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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tumblauritz:

eightsevenmusic:

Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party

i like how the gray/black/white squares are like“can u not”

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classichoney:

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tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

what?? piE ? i gotta see this

ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

omfg no

MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

Actually it’s a fucking Caecilian. Google that shit.

OMG I never saw snakes as movin dicks LMAOOOOO WOOOOW tumblr THANKS

And then there was snake porn

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charlottegreen:

i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.

This is extraordinary

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